- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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