Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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