Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Tall asians

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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