Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

ask me if im a door yes

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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