Japan

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Tunechi

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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