- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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