I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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