- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Albino African Americans

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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