- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Face Hunter is scum

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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