Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Your sex life.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

This is funny.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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