- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Small Penis.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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