a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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