A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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