what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Anti Joke

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