Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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