- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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