what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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