What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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