- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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