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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A woman walks into a bar.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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