Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

WNBA

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

outside your comfort zone

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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