How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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