What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Sixty... eight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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