- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Hello penis

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

I read the terms of service.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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