- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

were at work systems r down

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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