How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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