Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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