Hello.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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