- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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