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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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