- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

women's rights

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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