- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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