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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

if you are reading this your wasting your time

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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