What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Charlie Sheen

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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