- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

no

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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