A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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