What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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I am quite mature.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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