what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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so...um, yeah

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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