- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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