- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

roses are red violets should be purple

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's 2+2? Fish

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

baloney sandwich

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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