- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Your sex life.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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