- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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