Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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