- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's 2+2? Fish

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

baloney sandwich

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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