Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A jew enters a mall.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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