Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Golf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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