wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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