- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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