Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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