- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Burp

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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