- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

WOMENS RIGHTS

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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