- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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