- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??