- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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