- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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