Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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