- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How High is a Chinese man

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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