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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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