- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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