A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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