- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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