- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

so the weather's nice...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Penis chickens

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What is funnier than 24 69

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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