What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Dumb

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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