whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I killed someone on minecraft.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Racial Equality

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

HELLO EVERYONE

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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