Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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