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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Alchohol.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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