what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

u know whats a crime? rape

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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