- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

u know whats a crime? rape

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Women's Rights Movement

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

pobody's nerfect

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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