why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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