A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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