why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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