- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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