Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Dumb

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

kieran is a homosexual

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Anti Joke

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